Random Riddle
When Miss Millie purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. About a week later, Miss Millie returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word.
Given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk?
The Answer Please
The parrot was deaf.
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Random Joke
"I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband.
"Do you think I don't realize you're having me followed by a detective who's tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?" |
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