They call me a man, but I'll never have a wife. I was given a body, but not given life. They made me a mouth, but didn't give me breath. Water gives me life and sun brings me death. What am I?
Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer? A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!
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