Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed; Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest. What are we?
A pair of shoes.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which one gets to the ground first? Answer: The brunette... the blonde has to stop and ask for directions!
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