A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking...not driving.
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church. They always liked to compete with their sons. First mother: My son is a priest. When ever people see him they say, "Oh my priest!" Second mother: Oh yeah my son is a bishop. When ever they see him they say, "Oh my bishop!" Third mother: (after thinking a bit) Well my son is a fat, lazy pig and when ever people see my son they say, "Oh my God!"
Build a FREE Riddles and Jokes Site
| 23 users online |