What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!
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