The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
A Peacock! And give yourself a pat on the back if you said Bus Driver or any other public transportation worker.
First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Warden's mighty upset about it too. Second Convict: Why? Because she married a con? First Convict: No. Because they eloped!
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