There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.
They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went:
Police Officer #1: "What's your name?"
Police Officer #2: "Where's your manners?"
Shutup: Back there picking up Crap!"