In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose? Remember, you're clever!
I think I would have chosen to die of "old age".
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble? Spouse: You bet I do.
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