Harry Jones was driving home in his car, with his son Robert in the passenger seat. The car was involved in a head-on collision with the truck, killing Harry outright. Robert was seriously injured and taken to hospital by ambulance. In the hospital operating room, his would be surgeon took one look at Robert and said, "I'm sorry, but I can't operate on this patient- he's my son." What is the explanation?
The surgeon was Mrs. Jones, Roberts mother.
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church? The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork." The second: "I tried a more humane approach, netting them and releasing them 100 Km away. But they beat me back to the church!" The third (who was looking pretty smug): "I caught them, and baptized and confirmed each one. I haven't seen them since."
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