Random Riddle
There are 50 horses and 50 kings riding along an old dirt road. They came to a peach tree with 50 peaches. Each took one, yet there were still 49 left. How is this possible?

Random Joke
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed. "Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan. "No!," said the dying man. "I say, renounce the devil and his works!" "No way!," the man repeats. "And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Murphy. "Because," said the dying man... "I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start pissing anyone off!"

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