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What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?

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1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one. 2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!" 3. Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!" Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!" 4. Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."

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